Friday, 20 May 2011

My "Last Post"?

Tomorrow's the end of the world, at least for us "idol worshipping" Buddhist sinners and any other not up to scratch non-believers in the right branch of christianity!

The world will end at 6pm tomorrow according to the followers of an evangelical Christian minister, Harold Camping, who claims he calculated the date and time of 'The Rapture' by adding up numbers in the Bible. Camping, 89, is the leader of Family Radio, an independent ministry which spreads its word via a network on 66 radio stations and online broadcasts.

Apparently the "rapture" is when the followers of Jesus will be removed to safety while those still on the Earth will face the "tribulation" period. Bear with me, this is getting weird, so the christians are whizzed off into outer-space leaving the rest of us to experience worldwide hardships, disasters, famine, war, pain and suffering, which will wipe out more than 75% of all life on the earth, that's the "Tribulation bit.... or torture as I call it.

So I wish you and all beings peace and safety for your remaining few hours before it all kicks off and I bid you a fond farewell (it starts at sunrise where you are, 5:09 BST here in the West Wight).

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